Without Expectations...

...and still disappointing.  If anything occured I have no recollection of, I remembet bits and pieces of the breath taking, wild west like starting of the encounter but after a mere few minutes I love lost conciousness, I passed out or whatever happened to me. Fast forward a few hours later, I wake up with a major hard on trying to be hump what seems to be the "top"  in a rather weird behavior. After assuming the fetal position and what many would consider an opening door to anal sex, I attempted going in, but the so welcoming hole was more of a tease then a pleaser. Two attempts later and virgin boi claims it's a one way only, and nothing would go in. 

I get up, shake it off and said outloud, "there will always be someone willing to give it away."