Stuart’s mother: Who does?
Stuart: Queers. Because I’m queer. I’m gay. I’m homosexual. I’m a poof, I’m a poofter, I’m a ponce. I’m a bumboy, batty-boy, backside artist, bugger. I’m bent. I am that arsebandit. I lift those shirts. I’m a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant, I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I’m Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and I am fucked. I suck and I am sucked. I rim them and wank them, and every single man’s had the fucking time of his life. And I am not a pervert. If there’s one twisted bastard in this family, it’s this little blackmailer here. So congratulations, Thomas. I’ve just officially outed you. - View Quote Details on Stuart: We don’t do hammers, or nails, or saws. We…
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- Anal assassin (United Kingdom) or anal astronaut[15]
- Anal Buccaneer
- Ass Bandit[16] or arse bandit[17]
- Back door bandit[16]
- Backgammon player (late 18th century Britain)[18]
- Batty boy (alternatively botty boy),[19] also batty man
- Bender[20]
- Bent, bentshot[21] or bender[22]
- Bone smuggler[23]
- Brownie king or brown piper[24]
- Bufter, bufty (mainly Scottish) or booty buffer[15]
- Bugger (from Buggery)
- Bum bandit[16] or bun bandit[20]
- Bum boy or bum chum,[25] also bum robber[26]
- Bum-driller[27]
- Bumhole engineer[28]
- Butt pirate,[29] butt rider, or butt rustler[29]
- Cackpipe Cosmonaut (cackpipe being a euphemism for rectum)
- Charlie (rhyming slang for Charlie Ronce which rhymes with ponce)[30]
- Chi chi man (Jamaica and the Caribbean)[31][32]
- Chutney ferret[33]
- Cock gobbler
- Cock jockey[34]
- Cock knocker, cockknocker and cocknocker[34]
- Cockpipe cosmonaut[35]
- Crafty Butcher, "One who likes to take his meat round the back"[36][37]
- Donut puncher (or Doughnut puncher)[10]
- Faggot (variation: fag) (U.S., recorded from 1914)[38]
- Fairy (common and acceptable for part of the 20th century)[39]
- Flit[40]
- Fruit (also fruit loop, fruit packer, butt fruit)[41]
- Fudge packer[20]
- Harry hoofter, rhyming slang of poofter[42]
- Gaysian, referring to a gay Asian[43]
- Grey queen, a gay person who works for the financial services industry (this term originates from the fact that in the 1950s, people who worked in this profession often wore grey flannel suits).[44]
- Homo (abbreviation for homosexual)[45]
- Iron (hoof) or iron hoofter (rhyming slang for poof)[46]
- Jobby jabber (mainly Scottish with jobby referring to excrement)[47]
- Knob jockey[48]
- Light in the loafers[49]
- Limp wristed[50]
- Marmite miner[51]
- Mary[52]
- Nancy or nancy boy,[53] girlyboy[54] or nellie[55]
- Oklahomo[56]
- Pansy[57]
- Pillow biter[58] or mattress muncher,[51] referring to anal sex when one partner is face-down often into a pillow
- Poof (variations include: poofter, pouf, poove, pooftah, pooff, puff) (U.K, Australia, New Zealand, California)[59]
- Poo pusher[citation needed]
- Queen, princess and variations[60]
- Bean queen (also taco queen or Salsa queen), gay man attracted to Hispanic gay men[52][61]
- Brownie queen, obsolete slang for gay man interested in anal sex (used by men who disliked anal sex)[62]
- Chicken queen, older gay man interested in younger or younger appearing men[63]
- Curry queen, gay man attracted to Asian-Indian gay men[34]
- Dinge queen, gay man attracted to black gay men (offensive use of "dinge" meaning black)[64]
- Drag queen, gay man into cross-dressing for performance[64]
- Gym queen, gay man given to athletic development[65]
- Pissy queen, gay man perceived as fussy[59]
- Potato queen, gay Asian men who are mainly attracted to white non-Asian men[66]
- Rice queen, gay men who are attracted mainly to Oriental-Asian men[67]
- Scat queen, gay man into coprophilia[68]
- Rear Admiral
- Rectal Pioneer
- Ring raider[15]
- Sausage jockey (U.K)[69]
- Shirt lifter[70]
- Shit stabber[68]
- Sod (from Sodomy)
- Toby[14]
- Turd burglar[14]
- Twink, a young or young-looking gay man, with little body hair and a slender build
- Uphill gardener, referring to the logistics of anal intercourse[71]
- Upstairs gardner, referring to the logistics of anal intercourse[71]
- Woolly,[72] woofter and woolie woofter, a character from an Evening Standard cartoon and rhyming slang for poofter[73]