Bedtime Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who’s not a creep.

One who’s willy is thick and long.

One who thinks before he speaks.

When he promises to call, he won’t wait weeks.

I pray that is he gainfully employed,

And when I spend his cash won’t e annoyed.

Pulls out the chair and opens my door,

massages my back & begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,

Knows just what to say when I ask

How big is my behind?

One who will make love till my body’s a twitchin;

In the hall, the den, the garden & kitchen!

I pray that this man will love me to no end

And never attempts to shag my best friend.

And as I kneel and pray y my bed,

I look at the shit head you sent me instead!